I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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