it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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