Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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