Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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