And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i wish my penis had a tongue
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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