Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
I'm going to Hell for sure
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
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my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation