Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
