You really coming over, don't trick.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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