apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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