It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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