JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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