I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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