If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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