whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
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saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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