Quick, to the slutcave!
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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