They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Drunk is not a location!
Shame - the story of my life.
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