I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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