I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I accidentally burped into my bong.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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