No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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