Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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