At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
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Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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