remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
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