1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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