We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
That accounts for only three of the penises
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
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I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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