so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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