seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
