So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
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Whoa Z and x make the same sound
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize