Someone shit on the floor
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I love you. Go after that dick
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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