Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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