You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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