You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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