Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i love accidental penises.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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