it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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