I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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