Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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