i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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