people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Blood and glitter go together right?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
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I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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