I think my vagina is haunted
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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