I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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