We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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