I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you traded sex for a burrito?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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