One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
either way he was missing a nipple.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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