Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
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Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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