4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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