My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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