They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
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jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
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you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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