Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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