Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I intend to get homeless drunk
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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