We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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