she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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