All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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