so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
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THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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