You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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