i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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