Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
When did angry sex become our thing?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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