You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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