what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys