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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I'm on that like soy sauce on rice

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  in pain and im wearing pink underwear

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  so?

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  i dont own pink underwear

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (209): View more from California

  ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?

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• (+33): View more from France

  It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Dinner?

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  YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.

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  These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.

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